Guilty as charged

It was not the mankind Jesus was sent to save, but god himself, so that he wouldn't end up in hell, when he dies. (Not sure if god never dies, but the longer the guilt)

It all started in the paradise. God had just had Eve, and liked to watch her as she was wandering around all naked. Eve believed that was just ok, that's what god had made her believe. And god must know, ha?

But then came the evil snake crawling in the paradise, showing Eve what was going on, and she immediately dressed up and started hiding. God got a bit angry to both of them; to snake that was poisoning eves mind with these lies about him, and to Eve who turned against the mighty god. So God sent Eve to death.

Later, when god had already forgotten all this, he gave his dear children some unreasonable laws, that of course were impossible to follow. The punishment of any violations would be death and eternal suffering in hell.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged", and the king of hell came to god with a summons and a ticket to ride. So god decided to change the laws. He put the blame on people, and made himself a martyr, who gave the life of his ONLY son, for the salvation of his naughty children.

How do I know? There was a document on TV.